bras are so weird theyre just fancy expensive booby holders
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.